me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
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awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

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Honestly dont know what i’d do if @eleyezeeaye wasnt in my life.

Honestly dont know what i’d do if @eleyezeeaye wasnt in my life.

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foodchewer:

religious views: booty 

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